Eevee Bork & Sam Warren on Instagram: "Ladies and gentlemen, subjects of the grand realm, gather round and lend your ears, for today marks a momentous occasion in the annals of our history. We are gathered here, in the heart of our beloved kingdom, under the azure skies and the watchful eyes of our ancestors, to bear witness to the coronation of a monarch unlike any other. Today, we usher in a new era of sovereignty, as we introduce to the throne Her Royal Highness, Queen Eevee, the Squishiest S