Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Anyone who has ever played Monopoly is familiar with those two sentences, which mean: You’ve been caught. There is no appeal. You are not wiggling out this time.
— -- SAN DIEGO -- I owe an apology to the Padres, their employees, their fans, and to the city of San Diego. Specifically, I owe an apology to a particular Petco Park staffer, who was simply ...